Doomsday 2: Electric Butt-Hole Glue — July 9, 2026, 9 a.m. — 1783602000000

The Rapture — May 9, 2029, midnight — 1872993600000

The Second Coming — May 9, 2030, midnight — 1904529600000

The Eschaton — Oct. 31, 2034, midnight — 2045880000000