Doomsday 2: Electric Butt-Hole Glue - June 30, 2026, 9 a.m. - 1782824400000

The Rapture - May 9, 2029, midnight - 1872993600000

The Second Coming - May 9, 2030, midnight - 1904529600000

The Eschaton - Oct. 31, 2034, midnight - 2045880000000